hock-unit partis quattuor

Friday, April 07, 2006


*location: top secret hock-unit HQ, i.e. school canteen*

damein: eh winostn why you eat so slow
winostn: must enjoy food mah, eat so fast for what
damein: cos of the cat-high effect

*hock arrives on the scene*

hock: eh yo what up man *takes some of winostn's food*
winostn: what the f---?!
damein: the rate of spontaneous disappearance of food is proportional to the number of cathigh guys in the surrounding area
winostn: what? *hock takes somemore food* wah lau cathigh idiots
damein: hey hey who you calling idiots? we have developed special skills for surviving in the wild
winostn: yeah right, skills for scavenging in rubbish
hock: wah! GG! *thumps table twice*
damein: zhen mo?! bu shuang ah?!!
winostn: eh dudes relac leh, later u say all those things he will appear..
hock: who?
winostn: the original GG dude

*loen enters*

loen: hey yo wassup?
damein: you look different today leh, must be the hair...
hock: must be the face...
loen: handsome mah...
hock: GG la...
damein: *thump*thump*
loen: zhen mo? bu shuang ah?!
winostn: uh-oh...
loen: *spreads chest* HONG KAN AH?!!!!!

*kahciun materialises*

kahciun: GG AH! who summoned me? knnbccb! *proceeds to slap everyone on the back*
hock: geegee...
*kahciun grows abit bigger*
damein: hey stop saying that! the more u say, the more power he absorbs...
hock: really? then really gg...
*kahciun levels up*
loen: whoa qt cool...can zhng size one..
kahciun: eh i got DOTA tournament, zao already. gg
hock: k cya hahax
loen: byezzz
damein: bb!!1!!!

hock: anyways, back to our show, we got someone who need to be helps. nowsaday, i will tell ppl, if you want to zhng your looks, must look at me for example
loen: yeah la i know you very cool..got cool specs, i like your hair
hock: yes thank you, i know i have cool pecs, they make you stare
damein: geeegeeee
hock: zhen mo! bu shuang ah!
loen: HONG K---

and that will be all for now...stay tuned for more *deep booming voice* ADVENTURES OF HOCK-UNIT! watch out for next week as they discuss how to zhng your school crest with simple construction paper and a step-ladder...













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